Signs you aren’t going to win a Webby Award
September 21st, 2008
- Your website is called “Blowin’ Chunks On Spunky Hunks”
- Your only visitor is your cat
- Proposed five word acceptance speech – “You can blow me, nerdlingers”
- Your blog is never updated, only published in printed form, has chapters, and is a novel
- Site consists of nothing but muffin recipes containing lead
- Has led to you being wanted by Dutch police for “publishing inappropriate material”
- Your PC is actually a toaster
- Your website is called “Guided By Charts”
