Conversations that must have occurred for the barbecue at my local park to have a sign saying “For Outdoor Use Only”
November 27th, 2007
- “Hello there, I’m interested in purchasing a barbecue for my living room.”
- “Will the gas bottle work in my spa bath?”
- “My oven at home is okay, but I’d really like something concretier.”
- “Roasting would be much more exciting if I had to press the ignition button every 8 minutes!”
- “I have a caravan – will this barbecue be damaged by speed bumps?”
- “Now the kids have moved out, we can finally use the spare bedroom for something I like!”
- “Even agoraphobes like burnt sausages”
- “It would save me having to buy blankets for the baby!”
- “If I line the lid with felt – hey, it doubles as a pool table!”
