Reasons to vanish
October 12th, 2009
- Strong US dollar means stalker can afford new telephoto lens
- Outstanding rape charge from the ’70s
- Crazy father
- Mobile coverage in your area just too good
- Powerful faceless enemies monitoring your thoughts
- Shame from terrible haircut
- Trying to convince girlfriend that you work for ASIO
- Four month bender
- Waiting until plastic surgery scars heal
- Refusing to come out of your house until Arrested Development returns
- Guantanamo
