Ways in which the modern world is better than olden-times
July 29th, 2009
- Porn
- If Erik Satie comes back to life, our zombie slaying abilities are much advanced
- Copyright infringment on a massive and global scale
- Lower risk of T-Rex death; high risk of T-Rex disco funk
- Modern technologies give every person the ability to express their opinions, and to have those opinions heard around the world (Ed: On second thoughts, no.)
- You can get the TV program guide in a newspaper, a magazine, on your mobile phone, and the Internet!
- Paperwork
- Neil Diamond’s Crunchy Granola Suite
- This blog, which I think happens to be pretty awesome, and would have been much harder to write in the 17th Century, with all the constants “olde”s and “ye”s and “forsoothe”s, not to mention that the lack of blog software, RSS feeds, the Internet, or electricity would have mean that publishing an RSS feed would have involved a lot of ink, and definetly Repetitive Strain Injury, if RSI had been invented yet
- Lindsay Lohan porn
