Ways in which the modern world is worse than olden-times
July 27th, 2009
- Chinese food no longer “Exotic mystery of the Orient”
- Witches roam the nights unburnt
- Greater risk of being in a plane crash, being hit by a plane falling from the sky, crashing on drive to the airport, choking on peanut purchased from airport delicatessen
- Erik Satie – still dead
- Tens of thousands left unemployed with the downturn in the leech industry
- Less pirates = less tricorn hats
- Universal suffrage
- Even my fricking Nokia 5110 had actual buttons I could press. Fricking Apple
- Universities less concerned with plaguarism, more concerned with plague
- Colour no longer consistently spelt “ou” across the whole English speaking world
- Lindsay Lohan
