Signs you are covered in honey
July 20th, 2009
- Hairy gay men keep trying to lick you
- Squirrels keep watching you pee
- Constant late night phone calls from Winnie the Pooh
Golddigging skanks keep trying to grope youSorry, I misread honey as money- RT from @Sparrow – nice honey, @GuidedByCharts!
- New beehive haircut suspiciously beehivey
- You are slightly stickier than normal
Hmm, I can tick off the first and last points, but I’m still pretty sure I’m not covered in honey…