Monopoly pick up lines
June 29th, 2009
- Want to see my community chest?
- Dog or battleship style?
- Roll three doubles, go straight to my pants
- Want to pick my dilly?
- I’m cheaper than Old Kent Road
- Two drinks and you can go along my Park Lane
- It’s $35 for the night, or $1,500 if you need a room.
- It’s Maryleboning time
