Reasons to go gay
April 4th, 2009
- CNN’s anchor line-up – Richard Quest and Anderson Cooper? Meow
- “Homo” has more fun rhymes than “Hetero”
- Want to feel less self-concious about owning a poodle
- All the truly successful gay artists were gay
- Desperate need for belonging
- Should help you pick up men
- Want to get closer to cute lesbian girl
- Sure as hell aren’t getting any from the ladies
