Reasons to protest the G20 Summit
April 2nd, 2009
- Capitalism stopped returning your calls
- Arrested Development: still cancelled
- French President Sarkozy is banging your wife
- Want to make fun of Gordon Brown’s wonky eye
- Communist chicks are easy
- Nice weather, need the exercise
- Still angry at the B-52’s for Rock Lobster; have poor literacy skills
- Just hate the free market sooooo much
- Have a thing for guys in riot gear
- Would be fine with G19, but feel that South Africa’s increasingly protectionist policies should exclude them
- Want to be a part of history, by razor blading a police horse
- French President Sarkozy is banging your sister
- Economic downturn means writing humorous lists no longer a viable career
