Reasons to be happy
March 30th, 2009
- Puppies
- God
- Oral
- All your enemies will eventually die
- No Godzilla attack so far – your luck should hold
- Satisfactory closure of the Harry Potter series, with more movies still to come
- Odds of list reader dying in a plane crash tomorrow: low. Odds of list author dying in a plane crash tomorrow – much higher
- Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
- All the truly happy artists were fundametally unhappy, paradoxical.
- Tequila
