Inappropriate things to say to a co-worker
March 25th, 2009
- “How do you spell chlamydia?”
- “Is anyone else having problems accessing www.hotdirtysluts.com?”
- “Does anyone have that stuff that cleans the arse stains from a photocopier?”
- “Who have I got to fuck to get a martini around here?”
- “So I said to her, ‘then you shouldn’t have asked me to use the bullwhip to begin with!”‘
- “This budget is fatter than your arse”
- “They claim that dogs are mans best friend, but the only thing that ever helps with my pain is the knife.”
- “See that stain on the wall? Me and Linda last Wednesday. High five.”
