Guided By Chart’s life to-do list
May 7th, 2009
- Marry a florist
- Learn how to cook an apple danish
- Teach his iPhone to not autocorrect the HTML “LI” (bullet point) tag as “OK”
- Buy and sell another man’s life
- Finally overthrow the government of Djibouti
- Find a molehill; turn it into a mountain; upset some moles
Write a list on a bus- Eat an entire unicorn
- Avenge his parent’s murder
Punch the Prime Minister of Norway in the face- Learn to love again – and not the paid kind this time