Archive
Archive for March, 2008
- I Ram Sam
- Horton Hears A Ho
- Green Pegs & Ham
- The Butt Battler Book
- I Can Ream With My Eyes Shut!
- Snatches & Other Stories
- Hop On Pop
- “I’m short on gas, my motor’s starting to stall” – Summer Days
- “Feel like a broken down engine, ain’t got no whistle or bell” – Broke Down Engine
- “It was perfect as I got in behind the wheel” – Brownsville Girl
- “Automobile comin’ into style / Comin’ down the road for a country mile or two” – New Morning
- “And the car I drive is a Chevrolet” – Union Sundown
- “I got eight carburetors, boys, I’m using them all” – Summer Days
- “Good car to drive after a war” – Talkin’ World War III Blues
- “Oh, the French girl, she’s in paradise / and a drunken man is at the wheel” – Dark Eyes
- “The vandals took the handles” – Subterranean Homesick Blues
- Visit St. John’s Catherdral and talk about popular misconceptions about the afterlife
- Drive down the I-25 in a hearse
- Select a plot at the Fort Logan National Cemetery, lie down in it
- Head to the “Boo At The Zoo” Halloween event at Denver Zoo – hey, no costume needed!
- Visit the Denver Museum of Nature & Science and offer to help set up another cadaver exhibit
- Catch a Broncos game and sit perfectly still
- Da-Vincian wing machine
- Jetpacks!
- Crystal meth
- Jump from a great height, and flap their hooves very fast
- Business class on Emirates
- A series of improbable events
- Hardened flounder
- Surly flathead
- Militant sea bass
- Empurpled bream
- Elevated clownfish
- Pointed mullet
- Delightful snapper
- Steak, very rare – Vlad the Impaler
- Braaaaaiiiinnnsssss – Baron Samedi
- Beef chow mein – David Kessler
- Shoulder of (anything) – Gilgamesh
- Beef Bourguignon – Elizabeth Bathory
- KFC bucket of chicken, extra bone – Lycaeon
- Bread, wine, lamb – Jesus