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Archive for February, 2008

Words that sound like pieces of Ikea furniture

February 6th, 2008
  • Dark
  • Jarring
  • Malarky
  • Leaf
  • Domino
  • Hurling
  • Sphincter

Movie titles that could also be euphemisms for sex

February 6th, 2008
  • The Shawshank Redemption
  • Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
  • Edward Scissorhands
  • Hot Fuzz
  • The Pianist
  • Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
  • The Little Mermaid

Meaningless lines that make songs seem boppier

February 6th, 2008
  • “Ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba!”
  • “La la la la la la la la la!”
  • “Scherluderbup – whoo!”
  • “Mmm mm mm mm mm mm mm mm!”
  • “A whop whop a luba, a whop whop whoo!”
  • “Tick tick tick tick boom!”
  • “A riddle a piddle a middle again!”

New TV shows for 2008

February 5th, 2008
  • Gay, Straight or Rabbit: Janie is looking for love. But will she be able to tell which of our 15 hunks are gay, which are straight, and which are a small bunny named Muffy?
  • Gladiators: Each week two brave Christians face off against 12 of the toughest lions in a series of challenges, fighting for $250,000 prize money.
  • Labia Of Love: The story of six women’s childbirth journey, from the perspective of a vagina.
  • Buddies: The story of three guys and three girls, and their adventures in life and love in New York City. Oh, and did we mention that they are cannibals?
  • World’s Wildest Failed Coup D’Etats: See footage of soldiers in the Philippines! Capitalists in Venezuela! More Phillipino soldiers! Unsuccessful presidential candidates in Kenya, Congo, Ethiopia! And more hot Phillipino overthrowing action!
  • Abandoned: Each week, 12 contestants are flown over a desert island, and pushed from a plane. Follow the stories of the pilot, the air hostesses, and the mechanic.